Stupid, stupid criminals.
Just when you think they can't get any more stupid, they do. According to the Chicago Tribune, an unidentified student was walking along Clark Street when a trio of brilliant men attempted to get his attention by yelling "Yo!"
Wisely, the student continued to walk and turned on Hinman Avenue. The three wise men caught up to him and demanded that he hand over all of his money. One of them allegedly stated, "Empty your pockets or we'll shoot you!" He did not, however, brandish a gun, reports the Tribune.